It’s easy to look in the mirror in an empty room and think you’re the best thing in there.
Today I realized when my alarm goes off it’s the clear signal to my cat to activate maximum cuddle mode to prevent her living heating pad from leaving.
We’re just two bruised peas in a pod
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
You just taught several thousand introverts how to deal with being stuck at a party AND get to eat a fresh grilled cheese AND feel appreciated by numerous others in the process.
Truly, you are a god amongst fish.
guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don’t feel guilty abt pleasure, I’m not catholic
(via kickassfunny)
